Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A night in the office

I recently arrived at my office 4 hours early.

I found one of my coworkers asleep on the floor behind desk. In his pajamas. Disheveled.

Do you think he's living at the office?

Is that legal in most jurisdictions?

What should I tell my boss?

What should I tell his wife?

What should I do about the smell? I'm in the next cubicle.

Monday, November 17, 2008

The Streets Are Rank With The Smell Of Decay

At first I smelled baked ham. But on my second time out all I detected wafting on the breeze was the odor of decaying meat. A body in downtown? Or just old dumpsters? Rather than investigate, I went inside to breathe the fresh air.