Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Essence of Trombone

Just wanted to use the phrase. Nobody else was so I figured it was available.

World Of ZombieCravt

Zombies Don't Breathe

But they can use their diaphragms to move air into and out of their lungs.

So they can whistle. And whistle good.

And if their lips have rotted off, they can still whistle. Through their teeth.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Barney Fife and the Spice Farm

Scene: Andy's office.

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Mixed Metaphor

Scating on thin ice can get you into hot water.