Today I discovered that I am, though I don't want to be one, a round-endian. I want to be a square-endian. I would much prefer to be one. After I get a round-end start I proceed with the squarest sharpest parts rather than continuing with the round parts. But I find myself fighting a desire to start on the square end because it's easier. Instead, contrary to my inclination, I always start at the round end because it is proper.
Who would have thought eating a sandwich could be so complicated?