Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

I just got a business communication filled with u for you. What's next? Resumes? It's high time to take our revenge on those whose instant messagings have wrought depredations on our lovely languages. Everything is shortened, homonymophied, abbreviated, uncapitalized. enuf alredy! if u wont spel rite i wnt ethr. Let letters become words. Let elisions become enlongenations. Let the phonetic substitutions begin!

Oscar Mike Golf this is fun! Uniform can't stop once Uniform get started. Where's my India phone? I've got to India Mike my Baker Foxtrot Foxtrot right away!

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