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If Thomas Jefferson had been born with horns, America would be an entirely different country.
They found the remains of Amelia Earhart in Kiribati. Confirmed with DNA analysis against her preserved appendix. Dr. Lorenzo Rosselo confirms that there is a 99.7% chance that these are the actual bones of the aviatrix, few though they be, having been scattered by the scavenging crabs of Nikumaroro.