Vile as a Gas Station

So I go into the commode-room this morning and the stench is strong as onion aftershave. The urinal wasn't flushed all day Friday and it's been stewing all weekend. VILE. Men are such pigs.

Dead Kittens Aren't Much Fun

Saw a dead kitten in a school zone on the road today. Should it be there when I cross the road the other way on the way back at the end of the day I know that nobody cares about trauma to Bossier children.

FAA HMO LED MMORPG NOAA RCMP SFPD XML

People who start acronyms with letters that start with vowels, but that are not vowels themselves, are asking for trouble.

Today on the commute I saw a billboard: Win A LPD TV

Right. Win A Easy Chair. Trouble, I'm tellin' ya.

A Tale Of Too Many Js

Jim James Jim John Josh Joshua Jason John JD Jamie James Jason Joey Jory Jaie Joanna George Gina Gabe 

Who did I Miss?