I Long To Roam The Ouachitas

O Ouachita thou wrinkled land
Of woods and streams and rock
I love to take a stick in hand
And climbing you go walk.
Burma Shave

No More Gote Grun

I had that one scary dream about the Gote Grun - the lava-based man who chases and eats people. What a mouth that guy had on him. But since that night I have not again dreamed of the Gote Grun. Why would I fear being eaten by a lava man for only one night? It seems like the kind of thing you'd be scared of for a long time once you latched onto the possibility that it might happen.

Maybe it was symbolic of something else. What does a man made out of molten lava symbolize? Birchbark canoes? Ballet? Bolshevism? Has to be something with a B, but what it could be, I just don't know.

Squawkbox L. Telephone

That's my real name. Really. Look it up.
Nah. I just wanted to remember it so I put it here.
Vanda.

Essence of Trombone

Just wanted to use the phrase. Nobody else was so I figured it was available.